Calm Down. I was only gone for a minute.

I'm back....I'm back. Now settle yourself down. I leave for a short period of time and you start flipping out and waking the neighbors. Don't worry where I was, I ran out for a minute. Let's not talk about how I left you. Let's talk about your behavior when I was away. You need to be able to handle yourself when I leave you. You are old enough to not be scared about me leaving you. You have the capabilities of entertaining and supporting yourself in my absence.

... I'm not going to hold this over your head. I'm back now. So what are we going to do with each other?