From a Thing on the End - Ye Olde Speakeasy

So me and Electric G strolled down the sparkling gold streets of downtown Elyria this weekend and boy did we stroll. E.G. and I came across 4 bars;

Bar 1 Attributes-Dark, Large Bouncers, Loud Hardcore Rap Music, a sign saying, "No White T-Shirts."
Bar 2 Attributes-Empty and Unwelcoming, much like the rest of Elyria.
Bar 3 Attributes-Down a side street...a fellow was glaring at us through the window. Creep lvl 3.
Bar 4 Attributes-Middle Aged Gentlemen smoking outside, non threatening popular rap songs, average sized bouncers.

Bar 4 had the least amount of disadvantages and therefore perfect. With a plan in hand of only spending no more than $10ea, we walked in paid a $3 cover and looked left. It was in these crucial left looking seconds where we had placed several clues together to verify what we were seeing. We had stumbled upon a local bikini bar and may I say involved no nudity, but the same lack of dignity a strip club would feel like had I known someone whose been to one.

After giggling for 5 minutes we ordered a beverage and watched the first half of Air Force One with Harrison Ford, well not with him, but he was there, in the movie. Then the bartender crinkled up a monster can threw it at the trash can missing it and giving me quite the fright I'll say. She said sorry by giving us these two green liquids.

That's it. Story over. No climax here. Suckas!